Which is way hot, you know, like mary calmes smexcapades are always hot, on account of her being quite accomplished in the Smutty Arts and utterly fearless of afflicting her bottom characters with rectal prolapse at every opportunity. Wherein these two assholes talk the entire goddamned time.Įven when varro folds brian in half like a bulky coat and proceeds to fuck his guts out? So, um, a not entirely successful turn of phrase, then.Īlso the obligatory Mary Calmes Proclamation of Claiming, where varro informs brian that he is "mine" three times on one page-and then the disemboweling begins.
In between, there are irritating artifacts of bad writez, like the simply appalling existence of the words "fluttering" and "hole" right there on your screen, right next to one another, which for some reason puts me in mind of linen window treatments, farting, and raw veal cutlets. separate for a year over an aggravating failure to speak english at a critical juncture argue about things that have nothing to do with why they are upset pretend not to want each other for a bit I knew this one was a turd-and read it anyway.īrian is a passive-aggressive twatwaffle living in abject denial of a helpless and totally doomed love for his stepbrother varro, who races motorcycles, falls off things, and fucks ladyparts a lot.
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